Attractive Animators
August 7, 2008
Such smoking hot jowlers.
Animation students are so attractive lately.
Sorry collagen lacking ladies ; I am way taken.
City adventure
July 12, 2008
Decided to go on hiatus for a bit and get art into me instead of me making it. Need a healthy balance right? Pablo Picasso’s collection is currently in Brisbane’s GoMA (Gallery of Modern Art). Any excuse to get to the city is a good one:
Pablo Picasso’s Exhibit, GoMA Entrance
I gatecrashed the kids’ section and installed some additional animals. Yeah additional. I managed to sneak some INTO the actual exhibition, but couldn’t get a picture because photography was not allowed.
Some artholes installed some crazy megaphones all over the place, which kids yelled through for fun.
Hanging out with whales on the museum ceiling was pretty ultra fun too! Yeeeeeeeeee!
A gang of anti-Scientologist protesters mobbed me with pamphlets.
Hung out at the super big and fancy city post office to get a parcel ready for someone special.
This charming homeless man and his dog sang me a song!
Saw some happy sad apathetic emos kids.
Spiderman (or some guy) was cleaning really high up windows and drawing crowds.
The racist street performer was dueling with the street painter to draw bigger crowds.
A crazy fruit juicing device was being built right in the middle of the mall. Wish I stayed to see it work!
Oh Lis! Remember that smooth saxophone guy playing when you called? This is HIM. He always draws flocks of ladies.
I couldn’t take a train ride home without installing another animal, so I added a frog/toad.
It was such a crazy day, mostly because I manged to get involved with everything I saw somehow. There was even some neat old lady who was asking me what I was up to and how she’d ‘have a perve’ at the anti-scientologists because she likes a good laugh. Dang, just wish I could have taken a bunch of friends. Weird things always happen when I’m out by myself!
A cautious letter
July 7, 2008
Dear Jodie,
My name is Pasquale. I am 10 years old. I really like science so when I grow up I want to be a scientist.How is it in East Timor?
Did you know that millions of meteors fall every second? Some are so small you can’t even see them under a microscope! Keep safe.
And have funYours sincerely,
Pasquale
If there is anything to take away from this:
- That scientist thing never worked out for me.
- I knew shit about meteors.
- Jodie should watch out for something falling on her house*.
- I wasn’t good at rubbing out
- I haven’t grown up since I was 10.
*Jodie probably never got this because millions of pieces of space junk destroyed it.
Mail Mischeif
July 3, 2008
To Whom It May Concern:
As previously advised, on 1st May, Australia Post has had a quantity of mail stolen from one of our depot bins at Arundel. Some of this mail, which is addressed to you, has been located.Please find enclose your recovered article, which has been repaired be Australia Post.
The Queensland Police Service has been advised that the mail has been found and they are continuing to investigate the matter.
On behalf of Australia Post, I again apologize for any inconvenience caused as a result of this incident.
- Arundel Delivery Centre
I enjoy that as tattered as the mail was; they decided it was still worth sending back the grotty piece of pulpy envelope that was left. I wonder what crooks would do with phonebills? If I regularly talk to you and you get calls from weird husky Australians, then you know why. Real mail is so much better than email.
Places with Monster Faces
June 28, 2008
Lisa and I were talking about how we noticed things in places that could be faces of monsters. So many things can be, so we decided it could be neat to just get pictures of these guys and collect them all. They are everywhere; really big, really small and so many sizes and shapes in between. Hit up the flickr pool and add some!
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