Mail Mischeif
To Whom It May Concern:
As previously advised, on 1st May, Australia Post has had a quantity of mail stolen from one of our depot bins at Arundel. Some of this mail, which is addressed to you, has been located.Please find enclose your recovered article, which has been repaired be Australia Post.
The Queensland Police Service has been advised that the mail has been found and they are continuing to investigate the matter.
On behalf of Australia Post, I again apologize for any inconvenience caused as a result of this incident.
- Arundel Delivery Centre
I enjoy that as tattered as the mail was; they decided it was still worth sending back the grotty piece of pulpy envelope that was left. I wonder what crooks would do with phonebills? If I regularly talk to you and you get calls from weird husky Australians, then you know why. Real mail is so much better than email.
I wish someone stole my phone bill, and then paid it.
^ hahaha
Especially if it were a $15,000 dollar bill (Long distance fees suck!)
Someone else’s mail = free toilet paper.
I wouldn’t be too excited you got it back.
that’s what happens when you colonize a country with criminals.
i blame the kangaroos. i’m not sure how or why, but they are definitely involved in this here skullduggery.
those scoundrels!!!
mischief managed!
ps. <3
@liam As do I, as do I.
@Joshua Jenkins Man, it sure tasted something special though.
@Lis Told you so! I bet the roos with giant nuts did it though. p.s. <3 <3