An ode to twitter

oh twitter

Oh twitter how I loved you so;
a tool to let others know.

Your server strain induces whale.
Some cheeky note to said you fail.

Alas, you are now whored gleefully
with @notifications when people “pee”.

But seriously. I miss the days when twitter wasn’t full of annoying kids with meaningless statuses, update-whores and downtime. It’s like everything good on the web. It’s nice when a few geeks have it, but when the rest catches on, it turns into pus.

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  1. Funnily enough, twitter was down right after posting this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76772022@N00/2624166099/

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  2. Yeah I left like over a year and a half ago… never looked back.

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  3. Loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuu

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  4. :(

  5. that’s so raven.

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  6. I get mad about this stuff every time I get online :X

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  7. it’s Canada Day! quick find some maple syrup!

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  8. SO STICKY

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  9. Agreed.

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  10. lol, trippy!

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  11. So agree!!

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